souljannoying:

one time i got a fish and my dad made me name it james pond

(Source: pemsylvania, via thathilariousasian)

orangewave:

it’s getting to that time of the year where everybody isn’t quite sure if they should be wearing coats or not like you’ll see some people walking around in t-shirts and others wearing coats and scarves like nobody is really sure if it’s actually getting cold out or not

(via to-serve-others)

Give my speech on our ISI packs we have at our firehouse to my speech class at college. Hope it goes well!! 🚒🙏💪

panic-at-the-discount-store:

I show affection for my pets by holding them against me and whispering I love you repeatedly as they struggle to escape from my arms

(via yourcountrybarbie)