one time i got a fish and my dad made me name it james pond

(Source: pemsylvania, via thathilariousasian)


it’s getting to that time of the year where everybody isn’t quite sure if they should be wearing coats or not like you’ll see some people walking around in t-shirts and others wearing coats and scarves like nobody is really sure if it’s actually getting cold out or not

(via to-serve-others)

Give my speech on our ISI packs we have at our firehouse to my speech class at college. Hope it goes well!! 🚒🙏💪


I show affection for my pets by holding them against me and whispering I love you repeatedly as they struggle to escape from my arms

(via yourcountrybarbie)