city-born-country-raised:

I can’t wait til I can have a big kitchen one day. One where everyone just naturally migrates to. I can’t wait to spend my days cooking dinner for my family and baking because I feel like baking.

(via jerseygirlgonecountry)

veup:

before tumblr i never knew there were so many things to be offended about

(via fitissimus)

drinklust:

once i got very drunk in a bar and my mum had to pick me up so i was trying to act normal by keeping the conversation so i asked her if shes a virgin and she looked at me with pain in her eyes and said β€œi wish i was”

(Source: drinklust, via defekait)

snorlaxatives:

snorlaxatives:

I LOVE WHEN DOGS ARE CONFUSED AND THEY DO THE CUTE LITTLE BACK AND FORTH HEAD TILT

i’ve been informed that dogs don’t do this when they’re confused, they do it so they can hear better and that is still just as cute

(via grumpyjellyfish)